2021 Hot Custard Squad
Adam
Seattle, Albino Rhino
Pasty as they come, the carpet matches the drapes
Alice
Wallace
Ford Fiesta of Custard – rated 5 stars for reliability, efficiency and cost effectiveness
Alistair
Spanky
Huge feet, huge Mo, just huge all round
Angus
Gus
Hairless and clotheless is his preferred state
Ash
Smash
The name says it all
Brad
B-rad
Not to be confused with the plant in daz’s bathroom (but easily done)
Cayne
Kanye
Club mascot and not so anonymous member of AA
Catriona
Winehands
Almost as comfortable with a ball in hand as she is with a wine
Chris
Arnie
No 1 budgy fan and sleeper of strange places
Dan
Mayo
He’s learning
David
DC
The properist person we know
Haniyyah
H
Currently in rehab for a crossword puzzle addiction
Indi
Darren, Daz
Facilitator of chaos and drinker of socks
Harry
Haz
The white Benji Marshall of the team
Jamie I
Iron Jaw
Impressive jaw for a man so young
Jamie T
JT
He’ll let you whip him if he misbehaves… take it to the chorus
Jane
Mrs Spanky, Calamity Jane
Likes em big, see ‘Spanky’
Joe
Gage
Oxford scholar with a doctorate in shading the north
John
Boysesy, JB
Once outran a rare South Haskian Albino Rhino. Has a top speed of 30 knots easy
Kendelle
K-fry, K-frizzle
Enchanter of boatmen and possessor of the deliphone™️
Laura
Cocky
Veteran of playing through injuries and hangovers, never not bandaged up
Leah
Princess Leah
Triple threat – star baker, gin connoisseur, and Scottish
Michael B
Buzz
New boot goofin
Michael E
Marcel
A man of mystery – is either a French mime, or an English bloke from Greenwich
Romi
Henrietta, Mum
Don’t use the M word in her presence. Good with a cucumber
Ruez
Ru
5 years away from a dialysis. Real life Peter Pan
Ryn
Captain Ryn
Critically acclaimed pantomime director
Sam
Jonesy, Hot Pie
Hot pies and hot thighs
Sophia
Sofa
Vogue model by night, baby giraffe by day